The speech everyone remembers,
without the week of dread.
Answer a few questions about them. Get a free preview in 30 seconds — your real opening lines and first story, already written. Then walk to the mic with your phone as your notecard, knowing exactly how long it runs and where the laughs land.
Tell your ghost about them
Messy notes are perfect. The stories you'd tell a friend at 1am are exactly what the speech is made of.
What's in the kit
- Your full speech — built only from your stories, matched to how you actually talk (paste a text you've written and the ghost mirrors your style), timed to the length you picked.
- The scorecard — Personal / Funny / Heartfelt / Audience-safe ratings, couple balance, and your exact spoken runtime.
- Podium mode — your phone becomes the notecard: giant text, tap to advance, screen stays on. Plus a listen-aloud practice mode.
- The 60-second backup — a compressed emergency version for when nerves (or the schedule) win.
- Name insurance — phonetic spellings for every name in the speech, and an optional closing toast line in the family's language, phonetically coached.
- Delivery guide + free revisions for 72 hours — practice plan and laugh-line map, plus one-click tone presets, "change this" requests (remove a story, fix a fact, add one you just remembered), or edit any line yourself.
See the messy inputs → finished kit for a real example:
Best man · Maid of honor · Father of the bride
"Couldn't I just use ChatGPT?"
You could — and it would hand you a wall of polished, generic text. The hard parts of a wedding speech are exactly the parts a chat window doesn't do for you:
- It asks the right questions first. You don't stare at a blank prompt wondering what to type — the questionnaire pulls out the stories, the relationship, and the off-limits topics before a word is written.
- It's built for a room, not a screen. Spoken rhythm, marked pauses, laugh lines you're told to wait out — and length measured in minutes at a wedding mic, not word count.
- Guardrails a chat won't enforce. Both partners honored, nothing crude in front of grandparents, your off-limits list absolutely respected, banned clichés actually banned.
- The whole kit, not just text. A 60-second backup for when nerves win, a practice plan, and a notecard that rebuilds the speech from memory.
- Revisions without prompt skills. Tone presets, plain-English change requests, or edit any line directly — free for 72 hours, no prompt engineering.
And the free preview means you don't have to take our word for any of this — you'll see your own opening lines and first story before paying a cent.
Questions people ask their ghost
Will it sound like AI wrote it?
The speech is built only from the stories and details you give — nothing invented, no "Webster's dictionary defines love." The preview is generated from your actual answers before you pay, so you can judge for yourself.
What if I don't like it?
You get free revisions for 72 hours — one-click tone presets, "change this" requests (remove a story, fix a detail, add one you just remembered), or edit any line yourself right on the page. If it's still not right, reply to your Stripe receipt and you get a full refund. No forms, no questions.
How fast do I get it?
It streams onto your screen about 30 seconds after checkout. Yes, this works the night before the wedding. We don't judge.
Which speeches can it write?
Best man, maid of honor, groom, bride, parents of the couple, siblings, friends — any wedding speaking role. Pick "Friend / other" and describe your role if it's unusual.
Is what I write about them private?
Your answers are used to generate your speech and are not stored on our servers — they stay in your browser. Payments are handled entirely by Stripe; we never see your card.